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Asking me to write this bio was, quite frankly, a bad idea. You see, when I started tattooing in 2001 I began to get stupider. From what I have heard, this is a common trait among tattooists. It seems that the endless hours of focusing solely on the tattoo infront of you hardwires that function in your brain. This is not really such a bad thing. However, the problem here lies in the fact that the rest of your brain sits idly by in boredom and starts to get a little senile. You would probably have had more luck getting a monkey to write this, but unfortunately for you no one 'round here had a spare monkey. Despite the debilitating dain-bramage that I have suffered as a result of this industry, I have no regrets. Learning to tattoo is one of the best things to ever happen to me. It has given me the opportunity to meet some truly great people, and it is a funny feeling when you get up in the morning and actually want to go to work. But enough of tattooing, thats obviously not why you're here! I bet you wanna get to the real dirt. Well, with the exception of Suzi, I'm probably the biggest nerd tattooing has ever seen. I collect(ed) Spiderman comics and I like japanese anime. I like punk music and beer, but I don't like loud music and pubs. I don't eat animals, but I don't like vegies either. I am a staunch athiest but was raised as a Jehovah's witness. I am a living, breathing contradition who has weak ankles. Yeah, I'm so fucking "rock'n'roll" it's scary! That pretty much sums me up. Thanks for reading. If you wanna learn a little more about what makes me tick, click on some of the links below.
email: motorleague@hotmail.com
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